All Dvorak’d up. Typing speed’s plummeted and for some reason, I’ve got two backslash keys. Hmm.
AP opent persagentschap in Noord-Korea
A few days old, but it’s looking like North Korea’s starting to see the light (coming through the hole in their defence).
The Dutch are as much fans of making nice, long compound words as the Germans are …but at least they know where it becomes incomprehensible.
Out with the umlauts and in with the throat pastels.
John Warner, on crossing the border between Germany and Nederland
Of course I would moan like that [as well] if I had a big cock up my arse.
My manager, watching pornography for ‘work reasons’
[…] but I’m not sure. Would it be easier if I get a black card and print white text on it?
My manager (bless ‘im), Nelson
