December 2010
33 posts
“I love speed camera stories, esp. when people start saying things like...”
“He’s so gay that it inverts to straight. Because he loves that talentless...”
– Alex Rogahn on Moore
Watch
“Temperatures across the land have plunged to Hollyoaks IQ level.”
– Charlie Brooker
“The revenue from individual taxes is not generally devoted to specific items of...”
– Policy and External Communications Directorate, DVLA
I love it when Ofcom talks dirty
The complainant considered the presenter “continually simulated both sexual intercourse and oral sex” too soon after the watershed.
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“I’ve walked straight into a massive elephant trap”
– BoJo
the patriarchy phrasebook →
humorlessfeminist:
Patriarchy: ‘He loved women’ Translation: ‘He fucked a lot of women’
Patriarchy: ‘You’re a feminazi/ bitch/ dyke/ delusional woman/ whore/ desperate for a fuck’ Translation: ‘I am threatened by your argument and am scared of you and it’
Patriarchy: ‘Smile, love!’ Translation: ‘Why are you not deferential to my masculinity?’
Patriarchy: ‘I’m not being racist/ sexist/...
“LOL, at the risk of sounding juvenile, I really didn’t add you, one of my...”
– A man with a very, very small penis (no; not Leydon)
Brief side note before I begin: press m when you’re reading a post in Google Reader and it’ll mark it as unread. Months and months of having to move my mouse down to check the box; all for nothing(!)
“There is no Tea Party foreign policy and, on closer inspection, there is no Tea...”
– P. J. O’Rourke
A chat between Mail readers
Andy: I bet you think Road Tax is for maintaining the roads, don't you?
John: Don't even get me started on road tax.
