December 2011
6 posts
Might write another book: "Things my manager...
Manager's mother: So I found your inflatable dildo today... the one with the– *imitates pumping*
My manager: Urm–
Manager's mother: What happens when you pump it?
My manager: Well, it grows.
Manager's mother: But it's already so big!
When you ask for English Breakfast and someone...
“I asked for English Breakfast.” “Well they’re both black teas, no?” “Beef and pigeon are both meats. What’s your point?”
Up at 10.30 to prep for BBC
capnraccoon:
It’s 6.10am. Shiiit; hope my voice isn’t ripped to shit, sort of need it. Also gotta switch to presenter mode, I.e no cussing, dot the t’s, cross the i’s, etc.
Might post iPlayer link when it goes up, depending on how it goes :D
Good f-ing luck, my friend.
Totally about to have kaassouflés
I’m not liking these new(ish) ‘social reader’ applications from newspapers on Facebook. I like to pretend that humanity doesn’t consist almost entirely of sheeple who click on sensationalist headlines. I know it’s human curiosity but it still makes me think a little less of the people who I associate with if I know what kind of filth they’re reading.